Cute Stories

Bill, a fresh computer graduate from a world-class University, goes for an interview in a software company. The interviewer is Steve, a grubby old man. And the first question he asks Bill is, 'Are you good at logic?' 'Of course,' replies Bill. 'Let me test you,' replies Steve. 'Two men come down a chimney. One comes with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one would wash his face?' Bill stares at Steve. 'Is that a test in Logic?' Steve nods. 'The one with the dirty face washes his face', Bill answers wearily. 'Wrong. The one with the clean face washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So, the one with the clean face washes his face.' 'Hmm. I never thought of that," says Bill. 'Give me an...

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father going and coming in the hall waiting for the doctor. Once seeing him, the dad yelled: “Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have the sense of responsibility?” The doctor smiled and said: “I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital and I came the fastest I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work” “Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily The doctor smiled again and replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Book “From dust we came and to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace...

its been over a year...I haven't post anything to any of my blogs :( busy with work, no time literally. but will sure start again. a new day, new year, new beginning :)

Just few hours and this year shall come to an end.. I just wanted to say: Thank you- for every time you helped me and stood there for me. Sorry- for whenever I hurt you or let you down, I am sure I didn't mean to Remember- no matter where you are or in what condition, I'll always be there for you. Achievements - better career stability, Earned some new but very good friends, lost some weight (yeppiieee!!!!) and will loose more :) This msg is for all of those beautiful ppl who made my life worth living this year, I hope you stay in my life  forever. Hope for the last year's words belong to last year's language and Next year's words await another voice and to make an end is to make a beginning Happy New Year 2011

A kindergarten teacher decided to let her class play a game.   The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes.     Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates.   So the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.     So when the day came, each child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes. The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week.   Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags. After 1 week, the children were relieved because the game had finally ended....   The teacher asked: "...

Do chidiyo ki prem kahani ek din female chidiya ne bola ki muje chodker kahi tum ud to nahi jaoge mail chidiya boli ud jaunga to tum pakad lena female chidiya boli me tumhe pakad sakti hu par fir pa nahi sakti male chidiya ki ankhon me anshu agaye or usne apne pankh tod diye or bola ab ham hamesha sath rahenge ek din jor se tufan ane wala tha to female chidiya udne lagi tabhi male chidiya ne kaha tum ud jao me nahi ud sakta female chidiya boli apna khyal rakhna kehkar ud gayi jab tufan thama to female chidiya wapas us ped par aai to dekha ki male chidiya mar chuki thi or ek dali per likha tha kash ek bar to kehti ki me tumhe nahi chod sakti to shayad me tufan ane se pehle nahi marta moral : love exist till the circumstances are good otherwise nobody cares

A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write an essay about what they would like God to do for them... At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional. Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying and asked her: - What happened? She answered - Read this. It's one of my student’s essays… “Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special: Make me into a television. I want to take its place. Live like the TV in my house. Have my own special place, and have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk.... I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives when it is not working. Have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired. And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me... And... I want my brothers to fight to be with me... I want to fee...

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you. The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. 'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. 'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,' I responded. 'Just the two of us.' She thought about it for a moment, and then said, 'I would like that very much.' That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous...

After having reached the height of his career a man felt a duty to repay his mother back for all that she had done for him. He asked, "Mother, what can I give you? What can I do for you? I sincerely wish to repay you for the sacrifices you made for me and for all the love you have showered upon me." Mother looked surprised and said, "Why do you think about it? It was my duty so I did it, you don't have to repay me. Even if you want to, there is no way a man can ever repay his mother."  Despite her continuous refusal to ask for anything, the son persisted. To put an end to the discussion, she said, "All right. If you must, then tonight you sleep on my bed, with me, just as you used to when you were a baby." He said, "That's a strange thing to ask for, but if it pleases you, I will." As soon as he fell asleep, the mother got up and brought a bucket of water. She poured a mug full of water on his side. Feeling disturbed by the wetness...

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce.. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had sp...

There once was a bunch of tiny frogs.. who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants... Honestly No one in crowd really believed that, the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower... Ever heard statements such as: "Oh, WAY too difficult!! They will NEVER make it to the top." or "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!" Most tiny frogs began collapsing one by one... ... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher... The crowd continued to yell "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!" More tiny frogs got tired and gave up... But ONE continued higher and higher and higher... This one wouldn't give up! At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who after a big effort was the only one who reached the top! ...

This story was sent to me by a friend of mine and requested to include it to my blog. So here is her contribution. This speech was delivered to the Class of 2006 at the IIM (Indian Institute of Management), Bangalore on defining success by Subroto Bagchi CEO MindTree. I was the last child of a small-time government servant, in a family of five brothers. My earliest memory of my father is as that of a District Employment Officer in Koraput, Orissa. It was, and remains as back of beyond as you can imagine. There was no electricity; no primary school nearby and water did not flow out of a tap. As a result, I did not go to school until the age of eight; I was home-schooled. My father used to get transferred every year. The family belongings fit into the back of a jeep – so the family moved from place to place and without any trouble, my Mother would set up an establishment and get us going. Raised by a widow who had come as a refugee from the then East Bengal, she was a matriculate whe...

On the last day before Christmas, Anit hurried to go to the store to buy the remaining gifts Anit didn't manage to buy  earlier. When Anit saw all the people there, he started to complain to myself. It is going to take forever here and he still have so many other places to go... Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How he wish he could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it... Nonetheless, Anit made my way to the toy section, and there he started to curse the prices, wondering if all kids really play with such expensive toys. While looking in the toy section, Anit noticed a small boy of about 5 years old, pressing a doll against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad. Anit wondered who was this doll for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and said: Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money? The old lady replied: You ...

I found this one in a very old email. Then I thought, why not to share it with you guys. So here it is: Man & Love --------------------------------------- Rajat was waiting for his love.... "30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??" "Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and stuff .... oh there she is" "Scold her OK?", his brain adviced. "OK I will try" Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ... I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you" "What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain .... "she would have had a nervous breakdown" Rajat ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no problem" She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what occasion is tod...